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I screwed up 81% of my teenage life

Sun Aug 24, 2008, 12:52 AM
  • Listening to: Buckcherry - Sorry
  • Reading: Jacketed Hollow Point
  • Watching: Crank
  • Playing: MGS 3 - Operation Snake Eater
  • Eating: Noodles
  • Drinking: Pepsi
Have you. . .

~Gotten detention. - Yes
~Gotten your phone taken away in class. - Nope
~Gotten suspended. - Yes
~Gotten caught chewing gum. - Yes
~Cheated on a test - Yes

Total so far: 4

~Arrived late to class more than 5 times. - Yes
~Didn't do homework over 5 times. - Yes
~Turned at least 3 projects in late. - Yes
~Missed school cause you felt like it. - Yes
~Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class. - Yes
Total so far: 9

~Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school. - Yes
~Texted people during class. - No
~Passed notes. - Yes
~Threw stuff across the room. - Yes
~Laughed at the teacher. - Yes

Total so far: 13

~Pulled down the fire alarm- No
~Went on myspace, facebook, xanga, etc. on the computer at school. - No
~Took pictures during school hours. - No
~Called someone during school hours. - No
~Listened to an iPod, cd, etc. during class. - No

Total so far: 13

~Threw something at the teacher. - Yes
~Went outside the classroom without permission. - Yes
~Broke the dress code. - No
~Failed a class. - Yes
~Ate food during class. - Candy, but yes

Total so far: 17

~Gotten a call from school. - Yes
~Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly. - Yes
~Didn't take your stuff to school. - Yes
~Gotten a detention and didn't go. - Yes
~Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking. - Yes, and when they were looking
~Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear. - Yes

Total so far: 23

~Faked your parents signature - Yes
~Slept in class. - Yes
~Cursed at a teacher to their face. - Yes
~Copied homework. - Yes

Total so far: 27

Total: 27
Multiply by 3 : 81%

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